When Ebay asks if an item you just bought is still of interest

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 09/29/2017 at 08:34 • Filed to: None

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Seriously, these guys can somehow read your mind and send creepily accurate ads but somehow can’t tell when you’ve bought something?

Also:

When they send you a deal on something after you’ve bought it

In other news, I may have bought myself a birthday present.

Nibby > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 08:36

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what did you get

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Nibby 09/29/2017 at 08:43

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Squeeeeeeeeeeee

I’ve wanted one of these since like forever

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 08:49

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“Why, no. It’s the damndest thing. Here it is, I’ve bought it, I’m looking at it, and suddenly I’ve lost all interest. In fact, I may have to resell it. On eBay”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/29/2017 at 08:51

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Ah, so they’re not trying to sell you another one, they’re trying to pull that dealer stunt of “hey we have a customer for your car”?

That’s soooo much better... wait.

Svend > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 08:52

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I get stupid suggestions like, ‘you’ve just bought rubber mats for a 2015 Ford B-Max, would you be interested in tailored 2013 Nissan Juke fabric mats?’.

Granted the mats were for a colleagues car but don’t send me suggestions on different cars. If your going to hassle me, at least make it with something for a 2015 Ford B-Max.

Or

‘Here’s your receipt for King of Shaves, shave gel, would you like to buy some King of Shaves, shave gel?’. Well yes I would that’s why I just did a few seconds ago.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Svend 09/29/2017 at 09:01

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ebay HQ irl

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 09:10

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you know your old when you know that’s a “Are you being served?” gif.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wacko 09/29/2017 at 09:11

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I have no idea what that means so I guess you’re right :)

I just know the attitude fits.

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 09:12

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Nibby > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 09:12

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hot

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Nibby 09/29/2017 at 09:15

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Agreed.

Or maybe cool? Well now I’ll be able to find out!

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 09:15

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all the (cat)pussy jokes

WilliamsSW > Wacko 09/29/2017 at 09:15

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Ha - I was thinking “Wow - I’ve NEVER seen an Are You Being Served gif before!”

Nibby > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 09:18

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maybe it’s lukewarm

maybe it’s maybelline

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 10:07

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What I find odd is that if you happen to buy a brake pad replacement kit for an MG F it thinks that this is the first step in your burgeoning collection titled ‘Brake Pad Replacement Kits of the World’...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 09/29/2017 at 10:11

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Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 11:18

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They did that to me on an item I bought recently. Also kept sending me reminders that my best offer was rejected after I already bought the item for the asking price. Good job eBay.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 09/29/2017 at 11:28

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youhadonejob.jpg

NojustNo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/29/2017 at 14:50

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They keep sending reminders that auctions ending for items I viewed but haven’t watched. umm...if I didn’t put it on my watch list I decided I didn’t want it.

Best part -there is no way to.turn off notifications for viewed items. I even called eBay. So they keep spamming me.